When The House is TOO Quiet?

Today started off wonderfully. The cellist went off to school, and the ladybug and I began to eat breakfast. About mid morning, I was working a bit on some fundraising items for the cellists school and I realized that I had not heard a PEEP from the ladybug. Now, most non parents are going to be perplexed and say – “Well isn’t that a GOOD thing?” Um, no my friends it is not. It is basically the time where you should start panicking to the point of hyperventilation. WHY? Because it means that the toddler is either in the toilet, the Vaseline – or some other salve, or the baby powder. And guess what? Mama knows best because true to form, Vaseline was being scooped out as I walked into the living room (just ONE room over from where the computer is) and saw her gleefully spreading it all over her hair, her face, her babylegs and her shoes.

*blankstare*

– I’ll wait while you finish laughing –

So what is the first thing I do after squealing out NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO and scaring the heebie jeebies out of her? I go for my camera – and pictures will be posted after the incriminated has fallen into slumber.

This message is brought to you by “Mothers Against Vaseline Abuse” = MAVA’s

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9 Comments

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    rainbowsanddragonflies
    October 14, 2010 at 7:07 pm

    LMAO. Embarrassing photos for when the first boyfriend shows up.

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    JaTara
    October 16, 2010 at 2:51 am

    Bless her heart! I've seen that SAME guilty look on my daughter's face only it was baby powder and not Vaseline. How hard was it to clean it off? Picking up a greasy baby is hard!

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    Faith
    October 16, 2010 at 1:31 pm

    hillarious!!! Mine was drinking baby oil when i found him. i spazzed out and called poison control.

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    glamazini
    October 17, 2010 at 4:24 am

    HA!

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    N. Nicholes
    October 17, 2010 at 5:18 am

    @Rainbowsandbutterflies – Totally. I have a scrapbook already started.

    @JaTara – It was pretty easy once I stopped laughing, and she stopped crying. I think that she thought that she was in trouble when I yelled NOOOOOOOOOO! All I could think of was her getting the Vaseline on her Mor-Mor's leather couch. We got rid of it pretty easily with a soapy towel.

    @Faith – You made me see if Vaseline was bad if ingested – and amazingly sailors swallowed a spoonful each day to keep themeselves "regular" on boats back in the day. Interesting, no? *giggle*

    @Glamazini – 😐

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    Chelle
    October 7, 2011 at 5:41 pm

    Too cute. My daughter did that with butter. I still call her butterhead 15 years later.
    Stopping by from Flashback Friday via Chasing Joy.

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      The Houseful
      October 8, 2011 at 1:18 am

      Hi Chelle Thanks for stopping by! I don’t know what it is about kids and greasy stuff. SMH

      This made me smile today though. I’m grateful for Flashback Friday via Chasing Joy.

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    Amina Nevels
    August 1, 2013 at 5:50 am

    Ha Ha Ha! Hilarious! Her face is glistening and priceless! I love how kids take everything that they see us do and amp it up to the 100th degree! Do you get “Vaseline Happy” sometimes Mrs. Houseful? (LOL) 🙂

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    Momma Mina
    August 1, 2013 at 5:54 am

    P.s. I’ve got a few photos of Zoe giving her hair a “fruit infusion” as if she were trying to style it like I do with water.

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